HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

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Lyric video for Lady Gaga’s ‘Aura’, directed by RobRod.
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Tom Savini & George Clooney on the set of From Dusk Till Dawn.

Tom Savini & George Clooney on the set of From Dusk Till Dawn.

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Robert and Danny participated in a Reddit Q&A yesterday (today?… don’t know, different time zones etc.). You can read the questions and answers at the link above. It’s relatively short, but Danny was very entertaining.

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Marley Shelton in Planet Terror (2007)

Marley Shelton in Planet Terror (2007)

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